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#i #made a #pool at #work. I even threw a #chlorine #tablet in it. #instagram #funny #bored #lol #water #weird #me #poop (Taken with Instagram)

Brotography.

Lmfao gotta do this with my bros one day, that’s hilarious.
Brotography.

Lmfao gotta do this with my bros one day, that’s hilarious.

(Reblogged from thewhatever)

Funny face #2

Funny face #1

I fucking love coffee, before I never cared for coffee. I didn’t need it. Now, if I don’t have my cup of coffee in the morning for work, then I’m just a half asleep moron. I seriously make to many mistakes. I mean I don’t like being addicted to any substance so whenever I can go without it I do. I mainly need it when I work, which is everyday now that I’m in summer. When I’m not working though I don’t even think about coffee. I really enjoy the Brazilian coffee my boss makes, most people probably never heard of it unless they are Brazilian. It’s called Pelao in case you were wondering, it’s so much better than shitty Folgers. That’s probably why I didn’t like coffee before, because my parents drink Folgers like it’s water. There is always a pot of coffee ready at my house.

GPOY

Work makes me a little crazy :)

Planking - steak on the grill.

Idk if you can make out the spatula in my mouth, Btw I’m in my work uniform.

Planking is a form of comedy.

At work today

      I swear every customer that came in had a thousand million motherfucking questions. It was ridiculous, granted I don’t mind explaining shit to customers that’s not my issue. The problem is when every fucking person decides they want to challenge everything I fucking say. I’m not explaining shit to you to defend my answer. I’m explaining because you asked, If you think you know already then don’t waste my fucking time. Do what the fuck you want. Why do you want to try to prove me wrong, when your fucking wrong. You aren’t a expert on the subject area, unlike me.

       Then they say one of the most idiotic statements ever ” Well I read on the internet that…..”. If you fucking read it online and believe it, then why the fuck are you asking me. If your not sure of what you read online is right and that’s why your asking me, then why are you so damn adamant about what you read online when I tell you it’s false. Seriously if your going to come in the store and disagree with everything I’m telling you to try to help you, then get the fuck out the store.

Fuck you seriously

=]

So yesterday I worked from 9 to 6 and I swear it was the busiest day ever. I’ve never been in the store when it was that busy. After work and running around in the store, I went to the mall to get my girlfriend a present, so I spent another 3 hours walking around there. Then I went clubbing for my girlfriends birthday and feel asleep at 6:45am of the next day and woke up at 9 am of the same day to go to work from 10 to 4. Exhaustion can’t even begin to describe me.