Next time someone does something completely outrageous and/or unexpected in public (flash mobs, obscene behavior, improv everywhere stunts, etc.) do something completely irrelevant and louder as in more attention grabbing. Basically just confuse the shit out of everyone and the people originally trying to confuse everyone. For example next time you catch yourself on a bus with a bunch of weirdos in superhero costumes, just start stripping in front of them. Make sure you throw your articles of clothing on them as you strip. Even better if ever you see someone planking walk over to them wave and proceed to take a shit in front of them, preferably on a nearby patch of grass.
Quite the experience, not necessarily what I expected. I was looking for a fully immersive hallucinogenic world. What I got was a warped reality. Literally it warped, the walls and space around me. Sorta like ripples and waves. The night began at a venue named Revolution, I was there to see Blue October. I had gotten free tickets at my school. I originally planed on going with my best girl friend, she ended up bailing in me. So I had a extra ticket and no one to go with. Well until my buddy called me and invited me to trip with him. He had the tabs and I had two tickets, things worked out well. Anyway we waited at the venue for about a hour, the band was running late apparently. After the hour the opening band was barely coming out. The opening band blew my mind, they were absolutely spectacular. They were your quintessential dyke band, none the less they were awesome. Their name was Girl in a Coma. Their energy was perfect, it fueled my trip. While they were playing me and my buddy made friends with this gypsy looking woman who had a whole ziplock bag full of cigarettes. Naturally she was willing to spare a few. She was there with her 16 year old sister who was a mom already. We hung out with them the entirety of the show. After the opening band we got some drinks while we waited for Blue October, it also turned out the crazy girls we were hanging out with were Blue October groupies. When Blue October came on the girls where going nuts. Me and my buddy were having a awesome time. The light show was so intricate and along with the music they were tickling my sensations. At the end of the show the guitarist threw out the set list and I caught it. I gave it to the crazy gypsy groupie to stop her from touching me. Then everybody wanted to take a picture of us with the set list for some reason. Some little Asian girl wanted a picture too and the crazy gypsy lady pulled her shirt down exposing her floppy tits with the set list over them. It was kinda creepy the girl must have been traumatized. After that me and my buddy dipped and went bar hopping, they checked iD’s at all the doors. None of the bouncers noticed that my ID said I was still 20 or they didn’t care. We ended up at a bar where everyone was dancing really bad, it looked as if they were without rhythm whatsoever or they were to the point of embarrassing drunk. We ended up leaving after awhile because we realized we had been sitting next to three off duty cops the whole time. We walked back to the garage where my car was parked. I had parked on the 7th floor because I have free parking there with my FAU decal. Unfortunately or fortunately depending how you look at it, the elevator was broken. So we walked up the stairwell halfway up we decided to take a break and sit down. This break ended up lasting about a hour. We just sat there watching the walls warp, talking and freezing and unfreezing the tree that was on the street beneath us. Eventually the garage security guard was making his rounds so we decided it was time to leave. We drove around tripping for probably another hour, Just exploring. We stopped at a 7 eleven and got some beer and food, after leaving the 7 eleven we kept seeing 7 elevens everywhere and we thought we were going in circles. Eventually we somehow made it to the beach. We got out and we to go walk along the beach with the beer and chips. At one point I just looked up at the starry beach sky and was enthralled, the stars kept making light paths between each other. It was like a giant ever changing spider web. I wouldn’t have been able to point out any of the commonly known constellations but I made thousands of my own. It was beautiful just staring up into the heavens. After maybe 20 minutes of starring upwards I decided to look down. I began to blur the line between the ocean and the sky it was like two different sky’s. I saw a glowing buoy in the distance, it reminded me of the scene in the prisoner of Askaban where Harry saw his stag Patronus and thought it was his dead father who casted it. Eventually me and my buddy decided to walk along the beach it was maybe 3 in the morning at this point. Had I not been tripping this might have been sorta gay. We walked for a while till we got to just before the pier. For some reason we didn’t actually go to the pier, even though we were only a couple feet away. We finally finished our beer and decided to drive back to my house. When we got back we played Gears of War 3 for another hour. I got to uncomfortable really fast and we switched from gears to the movie splice. Which is one fucked up movie, probably not the best choice while tripping. After the movie it was time for school, so we just got up and went and that ended our epic adventure. I HAVE TO SAY ACID HAS BECOME MY FAVORITE DRUG.