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How to have free cigarettes for life.

Collect all half smoked cigarettes from multiple ashtrays, remove the tobacco and pile it up. Rewrap and enjoy free death.

P.S. hopefully you don’t have a brand preference, you won’t be having much of a choice.

Think off all the times the internet has made you cum, The internet is not a selfish lover.
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Hi (Taken with Cinemagram)

Hi (Taken with Cinemagram)

look you guyz a real live wizard, his invisibility cloak was glitchy.

Followers, when you jack off, what do you usually come on???

I thought it was a pretty picture.

fuckfuckfufuck:

flirting with underage boys

10 y/o : hey bitch look at my toungue.
Dementor : fuck you nigga, look at my braces.

and that is how Global warming started.

fuckfuckfufuck:

flirting with underage boys

10 y/o : hey bitch look at my toungue.

Dementor : fuck you nigga, look at my braces.

and that is how Global warming started.

(Reblogged from fuckfuckfufuck-deactivated20120)

guruaquatic:

this is all i got, but it’s kind of cool

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daaaawgie:

raulrants go fuck yourself ugly bjtch

Any publicity is good publicity, except when it gets terrorist on your ass.

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daaaawgie:

i will kill you and take away your illegal fireworks

This is the face of a terrorist ^


This is not v


Know the difference.

One shows face the other modestly hides it.

daaaawgie:

i will kill you and take away your illegal fireworks

This is the face of a terrorist ^

This is not v

Know the difference.

One shows face the other modestly hides it.

(Reblogged from fuckfuckfufuck-deactivated20120)

How to end Female oppression -

Mandate all women to get sex changes. They can keep their boobs if they’d like.

#i #made a #pool at #work. I even threw a #chlorine #tablet in it. #instagram #funny #bored #lol #water #weird #me #poop (Taken with Instagram)

daaaawgie:

vaspim:

daaaawgie:

….

It’s funny because when her friend jokingly wore a hijab like this she wasn’t offended nearly as much (if at all) as she supposedly is towards this. I’m not trying to dismiss this at all, but how convenient of you to put on this show, demonizing these two stupid suburban white girls in front of your followers but justifying what your friend did in the past simply because they were your friend. You make no sense.



go fuck yourself you goddamn stupid ass shit eating fucking tool go rot in hell

How to react to losing an argument…- Resort to petty name calling- Curse vehemently

daaaawgie:

vaspim:

daaaawgie:

….

It’s funny because when her friend jokingly wore a hijab like this she wasn’t offended nearly as much (if at all) as she supposedly is towards this. I’m not trying to dismiss this at all, but how convenient of you to put on this show, demonizing these two stupid suburban white girls in front of your followers but justifying what your friend did in the past simply because they were your friend. You make no sense.

go fuck yourself you goddamn stupid ass shit eating fucking tool go rot in hell

How to react to losing an argument…

- Resort to petty name calling
- Curse vehemently

(Reblogged from fuckfuckfufuck-deactivated20120)

antonio-lopez-de-santa-anna:

what do you mean the guy in rusted root is not singing gibberish in send me on my way

Weird as I was reading this I realized I was listening to this exact song at the moment on pandora, Weird because It’s the first time I’ve ever heard this song. I guess this is where I hit the follow button.

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