So I think that gnats despise longboarders, I went out on my longboard yesterday and there was literally clouds of gnats. I swear it was a plague of gnats. I was boarding and they kept bombarding my face, flying in my mouth, Buzzing in my ears, picking my nose and kamikazeing into my eyeball. By the time I got to the right Dunkin’ Donuts (where my best friend just started working) my left eye was completely red. I looked like I was stoned in one eye. It fucking sucked, I didn’t want to longboard anymore that day. I will burn all the gnats in the world next time this happens.
Fuck Gnats and cockroaches