February 2012
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See I came to the Library to procrastinate and...
But tumblr has to many obscene things popping up right now so i won’t be getting away with it.
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got-alesana:
I hate not having money…
Im really interested in going to Florida Atlantic University but my mom cant afford the cost for housing reservations. I check out the band and it seems so cool. They are not as big as other college bands which I like. I like small bands.
This is so difficult. Should I still go to the audition knowing i might not be able to get the housing benefits in...
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I'm glad I found a nice bathroom I can poop...
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At least I can say I'm a blogger.
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thats-so-meme:
SceneJay: 51 Christian friendly words for testicles
scenejay:
Taint’s hanging chin
The itchy turkey neck
Pubic pouch
Lazy pilgrims
Penis brain
DNA capsules
Fleshy elf bags
Droopy lemon tarts
Sin snake venom sacs
Sperm boiled eggs
Shaft tonsils
English tea bags
Bald chicken
Pudding package
Florida hairy speed bags
Devil plums
Sweaty toad…
Anonymous asked: Hey Raul? SHUT THE FUCK UP. You clearly have no idea how dangerous blogs that advocate self-harm and eating disorders can be, to those in their grip AND to those trying to recover. Free Speech is not universally protected, and Tumblr is telling us clearly that its policy is going into place to PROTECT USERS, exactly the opposite of SOPA's intention. So get educated, get a clue, or shut the...
Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs →
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thereisnaught:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech,…
FOUR FOR YOU TUMBLR
I’m in wholehearted...
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Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs →
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech,…
This is fucking stupid. Let idiots starve themselves if they choose. It’s...
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Watchpsychedelichild:
joshishollywood:
I’m learning a lot! Very educational, thank you for this
Those FUCKING GIRLS who claim to hate other girls and have no girl friends
Those FUCKING GIRLS who claim they’re part of the guys and they only get along with guys.
And lastly those FUCKING GIRLS who think they’re different from other girls just because all they hangout with are guys.
Yeah they...
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When I was younger I'd play Grand Theft Auto and...
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To Walk a Mile in Santorum's Shoes
thetangential:
I don’t think you understand how hard it can be, guys. Having a patriarchal monotheistic God, who only used to talk to illiterate nomadic desert peoples, yammering in your ear 24-7 is super tough! It’s always “Don’t use condoms! Your sperm is the cereal and your wife’s vagina is the bowl, and spilling cereal outside the bowl is just a waste of cereal!” or “Only sluts, democrats,...
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The Great Harvest
So since about the 10th grade I’ve always entertained this genius idea of mine. An idea that would require many secret investors and a appeal to High Class Society. The type of people who just blow money out their asses and just don’t know what to do with it. The premise is simple, I would start by acquiring large amounts of land in a country in Africa. One that is mostly desert and...
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
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hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
I’m laughing because as a musician this is the cheesiest, most overdone joke ever. Right up there with “Hold me, I’m a fermata.” X]
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Chris brown beating Rihanna is the best thing to...
Ever since then her music has been so much better, I think she should owe royalties to Chris Brown. It’s only fair.
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jeenyusjane replied to your photo
Your hairrrrr want!!
I’ll grow it out and send some your way.
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shit I hate on my dash
mirandaintheskywithdiamonds:
glee shit
the hunger games shit
jesus shit
taylor swift shit
swag shit
gore shit
hardcore bondage porn shit
self mutilation shit
reblog this or you’re a shitty person shit
japanese shit
superwhitegirlsproblems shit
mywifebecky12122 asked: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU STUPID FUCKING SHIT
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Long live the Patriarchy!!!!!!
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I don't care which sexuality my child is. They can...
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mywifebecky12122 asked: FUCK YOU STUPID SHIT!!
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I AM JUST A SEASON: At age six, my father’s friend... →
moonglowsbright:
At age six, my father’s friend and his son tied me to my bed and took turns raping me. At age fifteen, the new girl at school came over, drugged me, beat me, and rapped me. At age eighteen, my best friend locked me in his car, tore my clothes, and rapped me. This is not my story. My story is this:…
Jesus that’s a lot rape, that is what I called being unlucky. ...
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The Tangential: On Being a Dreamer →
thetangential:
Every morning I wake up, and I think, “What can I do that is impossible today? What can I do that will crush my spirit in ten thousand ways? How can I disappoint myself and others today?”
Sometimes I do a really excellent job ruining my day. On my best days, I get it out of the…
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